crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

(via lets-make-it-spontaneous)





kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add
really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

(Source: nemythecoolest, via cortexiphankidd)


follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

(Source: straighthater, via suckmyhorn)


awiginahatbox:

yourbadgrrl:

Come and get it, baby! ;)

I can’t, you just gave me a seizure 

es para ti eeh! 

awiginahatbox:

yourbadgrrl:

Come and get it, baby! ;)

I can’t, you just gave me a seizure 

es para ti eeh! 

(Source: source , via memewhore)




I don’t remember that episode of Spongebob…

I don’t remember that episode of Spongebob…

(via nimbuffbrun)





talesofthearts:

regalbryant:

 johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

image

the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here

(via ethano1)


(Source: stuartyoung, via suckmyhorn)


anthagio:

toocooltobehipster:

I remember the day when I came out as Hispanic.
Changed my life, for the better
after years of questioning i finally understood who i am; hispanic.
it was a hard decision, not knowing what would become of me. but i decided hispanic is what i was
Mom..Dad…I have to tell you something. I’m hispanic.
I didn’t get to come out on my own, my parents found the sombrero catalogs under my bed…
Once they caught me sneaking out to Taco Bells they knew.

anthagio:

toocooltobehipster:

I remember the day when I came out as Hispanic.

Changed my life, for the better

after years of questioning i finally understood who i am; hispanic.

it was a hard decision, not knowing what would become of me. but i decided hispanic is what i was

Mom..Dad…I have to tell you something. I’m hispanic.

I didn’t get to come out on my own, my parents found the sombrero catalogs under my bed…

Once they caught me sneaking out to Taco Bells they knew.


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